977. useless

976. hallelujah

thanks caroline

975. i cant

thanks buck

974. a candidate i can get behind

thanks jay

973. burrrrrn

found on facebook (thanks pirtle)

972. this relationship is suffocating me

thanks peter

971. you're a real prince charming

via i can haz cheezburger

970. U-S-A! U-S-A!

via i fucking love science

969. they have all the fun in indiana

thanks mary jo

968. i didn't call her evil, i did not-

thanks matt

967. quite a meowthful

found on facebook (thanks jay)

966. i can hardly bear to post this but

thanks no thanks caroline

965. "bollocks"

964. e.t. phonesex home

found on facebook (thanks jay)

963. fucking rude

962. 'no pain no gain' also baffling

via jake likes onions (thanks, sessions)

961. geckonads

via fuck jerry

960. meow meow cry meow meow

thanks caroline

959. for victory

thanks zach

958. BUT I'M HUNGRY GODDAMMIT

thanks to caroline, as per ushe

957. are the mormon elders getting younger or is it just me

via imgur by way of bored panda

956. best use of emojis ever?

via gizmodo's the creepiest things you can do on facebook article

955. birbs... *smh*

954. uncle owen? aunt beru?

thanks caroline

953. terrifying

iflscience! reports on an ai generating inspirational posters -- you can generate your own at inspirobot.me
thanks chris

952. we had a d train derailment today...

everyone deals with these things in their own way

951. they probably downtuned the merry-go-round

found on facebook

950. the b in lgbt

thanks as always caroline

950. running with... *gazes into glass of wine* satan

found on facebook (thanks jay)

948. it's a madhouse... a madhouse!

thanks caroline