998. chocklaet + grehm crackuer + maeshmalowa = smers

via buzzfeed

988. for the love of god if you value your life

985. and the fans all said, "boo, bees!"

via deadspin

946. NOW i tell you, NOW

i cannot stress this enough NOW
via bored panda (who got it from reddit)

923. bite kick butt knock down

via nothing to do with arbroath

916. makes your car a basic bitch

photo taken by nadine vaughan

911. rules? where we're going we don't need rules.

we're going to the library
bigpapagray's photo via bored panda

909. the f takes you to a village where everyone thinks it's the 1800s

what a twist!
via dna info

881. trumpy cat

via imgur

869. hahahaha it says "869"

via arbroath

865. #same

via imgur (thanks rob)

859. "Then me and my friend were about to press it, but the man said not to press it, but we pressed it anyway!"

photo by ted merz in nidiri, nicaragua

835. jesus, macy's.

photo taken by mike schmelzer in newport

834. totally different dude that's totally not a pedophile

via deathandtaxes

827. philly pholks not phans of phalse cheesesteak eaters

via talking points memo and jenna johnson's twitter feed (thanks mike)

825. think again you grabby motherfucker

found on facebook (thanks paul)

824. that's gonna be cold

via 22 words

823. bartleby the scrivner? anybody? not a big melville crowd here huh.

ah, eh, he's not an easy read.
found on facebook (thanks ernesto)

819. well thank god

photo taken by caroline harrison in queens

805. obvious plant strikes again

via sad and useless