998. chocklaet + grehm crackuer + maeshmalowa = smers

via buzzfeed

997. thanksgiving in r'lyeh?

thanks thom

989. actually his sous chef did but he's taking the credit

thanks caroline

977. useless

972. this relationship is suffocating me

thanks peter

971. you're a real prince charming

via i can haz cheezburger

967. quite a meowthful

found on facebook (thanks jay)

966. i can hardly bear to post this but

thanks no thanks caroline

964. e.t. phonesex home

found on facebook (thanks jay)

963. fucking rude

958. BUT I'M HUNGRY GODDAMMIT

thanks to caroline, as per ushe

925. legit question

found on facebook

918. what if it's actually running away from its own butt

via the weird wide web

910. i saw it first you are *such* a jerk

via beardygroom on reddit

907. orange you glad she didn't say banana

via dawgoneit

894. dammit!

via deathandtaxes

882. heyyyyy*yawn*

via reddit

873. olive garden of earthly delights

unlimited soup, salad and naked guys with birds coming out of their butts
found on facebook (thanks caroline)

834. totally different dude that's totally not a pedophile

via deathandtaxes

829. squeeze my lemons til the juice runs down my extra row of teeth

photo taken by amy mills, who says "i'll pass, thanks"