878. honesty is the best policy

found on facebook (thanks ben)

864. YEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

photo/joke by carrie syme, meme execution by me

859. "Then me and my friend were about to press it, but the man said not to press it, but we pressed it anyway!"

photo by ted merz in nidiri, nicaragua

825. think again you grabby motherfucker

found on facebook (thanks paul)

792. are we not doing 'phrasing' anymore? because 'coming up' is kind of begging for it. oh wait...

via dangerous minds and thanks sweet caroline

734. my response is no

via damn you autocorrect by way of buzzfeed (thanks celi)

614. somebody at apple just knew this would come up

via the fw

528. the interbutts

via neatorama

458. pregnancy: also just a dick away

thanks caroline

450. siri fail

the question was, "hablas español?"

442. you otter be in pictures

via the telegraph

277. mussels: still okay to boil alive

via neatorama

236. pc load letter?

via hacked gadgets and buzzfeed

218. never mind already

damn you autocorrect