994. he's kind of alaimo

via star trek shitposting (thanks allison)

980. childish beepuncher

via citytv

961. geckonads

via fuck jerry

945. welcome to the real world

made a playlist for my crush to tell them how i feel 🙊💕😘😇 pic.twitter.com/JadtHVehI4

— a sentient ham (@officiaIwinemom) April 20, 2017

925. legit question

found on facebook

917. poopinpoopinpoopinpoopinpoopinpoopin

found on facebook

904. you can't yell that with your mouth full

via buzzfeed

885. satellite of having your ass handed to you

found on facebook, thanks caroline and doug

865. #same

via imgur (thanks rob)

854. ohhhh but she's touching my thigh

via si creabis, fit redunda. (thanks caroline)

853. no mr. bond, i expect you to something something danger zone

archer quotes on james bond pictures

803. that's why

buzzfeed's if karen walker quotes were motivational posters
thank you zeus

782. those sneaky bastards

via metro uk

757. super serious about fisting this wall right now

via pr's tumblrdome

730. coming home from disney world

photo taken by liz hackett

692. number one

via entertainment ie, biomass and her weight, nerdgasm, its a dog lick baby world

690. happy new year

thanks caroline

687. kardashiyawn

that's how you make us feel too honey
via humor train

651. son of twerk

buzzfeed's "miley cyrus twerks on famous paintings"

638. hot alien chick / uncharted planet / suspicious distress call:

via ireallyshouldbedrawing