842. and yet doesn't use apostrophes

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497. i suspect he's done this kind of thing before

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470. no lion, bad touch

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393. well, he was just a pizza guy one movie ago

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369. me can't either

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356. oxford comma ftw

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274. remember the five p's

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231. draw the wienermobile next time

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225. like

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113. math is hard

111. the worst part is it's a sentence fragment

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