929. but is it metal? depends.

thank you matt
make your own here

906. out, out, damn spot, i mean, spot get in here already

via bork bork you are doing me a frighten (thanks caroline)

832. try to hide your hitler 'stache, give double nazi salutes

mental floss's 15 exercises you should try, according to old-timey cigarette packs

787. from a gawker article about adult butt wipes

sometimes i love the internets

737. "no play"

thanks for the dick pic, jeremy witt

416. manscaping

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371. also, look like cthulu

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