866. walking the plank

via giphy and thanks jw

865. #same

via imgur (thanks rob)

864. YEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

photo/joke by carrie syme, meme execution by me

863. no but i'll show you a hole-in-one if you know what i mean

via classical art memes

862. my next halloween costume

via i have seen the whole of the internet

861. yup, that's how we roll

slimjim studio's "nyc gifathon"
h/t to everlasting blort

860. like a trumpet blast felling the walls of jericho

via classical art memes

859. "Then me and my friend were about to press it, but the man said not to press it, but we pressed it anyway!"

photo by ted merz in nidiri, nicaragua

858. an entire subsection of the gay population breathes a sigh of relief

via gawker

857. lily lu knows what's up

via special meme fresh and h/t to bees and yelling

856. *pulls face up* "there, is that better?"

via boing boing

855. WAT

via chuck reynolds (thanks toni)

854. ohhhh but she's touching my thigh

via si creabis, fit redunda. (thanks caroline)

853. no mr. bond, i expect you to something something danger zone

archer quotes on james bond pictures

852. i've got a tall no-whip mocha latte for mike hunt

playbuzz's "can you guess what names these baristas were trying to spell?" quiz

kurt -- the name is kurt.

851. luke it up

found on facebook (thanks jeremy)

850. watch your ankles

via club 93.7 (thanks andrea)

849. it's as big as an elephant's trunk

#gopdildo

848. ahhh get off me

marc mol's photo for the comedy wildlife photography awards via the irish times

847. daaaaaaaamn

found on facebook

846. those dance moves -- not extinct

thanks laura g

845. what are you doing WHAT ARE YOU DOING

via whatshouldwecallme

844. i want to order a tabby porter

via buzzfeed and thanks laura

843. now i'll just put my paw back in and heeeyyyyyyy wait a minute

via pr's tumblrdome

842. and yet doesn't use apostrophes

via buzzfeed

841. bantha pug

via giphy and chubbs the pug

840. shaddap

via arbroath

839. slipper-y dicks

via the pussydoll palace

838. immortan donald

via my mad existence

837. SLAAAYERRRRRR!

via saint vitus bar