809. what do you call a blind dinosaur? a doyouthinkhesaurus.

what do you call a blind dinosaur's dog? a doyouthinkhesaurus rex.
via pr's tumblrdome

808. everyone hates nickleback

via deathandtaxes

807. owl hat

via imgur

806. here we go again motherflipper

via i fucking love heavy metal

805. obvious plant strikes again

via sad and useless

804. jets draft pick: derp edition

via ny post

803. that's why

buzzfeed's if karen walker quotes were motivational posters
thank you zeus

802. uh... you okay?

via pr's tumblrdome

801. quick, it's a guy taking a picture of a cat!

via bored panda

800. coyote outfoxes

via west side rag

799. for me?

via #whatshouldwecallme

798. that one dog

via the dogist (thanks susannah)

797. sabathian bach

thanks jeremy

796. cow kisses

via bunk strutts

795. those furries are really stepping up their game

via arbroath

794. road rash

via mashable

793. but it can milk itself

via research administration memes

792. are we not doing 'phrasing' anymore? because 'coming up' is kind of begging for it. oh wait...

via dangerous minds and thanks sweet caroline

791. happy easter

found on facebook

790. new zealand's answer to jeffrey dahmer

via the tiger lillies (thanks ivan)

789. because you eat at subway?

kidding. i eat at subway.
via imgur/funny

788. 80's perm glenn close in the back gettin down

via andrea's notebook

787. from a gawker article about adult butt wipes

sometimes i love the internets

786. um... thanks easter bunny bok bok?

found on facebook (thanks bill)

785. cats like a nice rump, part deux

via 4gifs and thanks caroline

784. sad trombone

thanks lisa

783. spits when he talks

via 'the late' joe veix of death and taxes

782. those sneaky bastards

via metro uk

781. tea time

thanks caroline

780. rattickle!

via aln mag