887. your tongue's too rough anyway

via skeptical kitten

886. i named all my babies "benjamin"

thanks liz

885. satellite of having your ass handed to you

found on facebook, thanks caroline and doug

884. can pound a beer in 12 parsecs*

joe stone's drewbacca project
via neatorama

*i knooooowwww, it's a unit of distance

883. *muffled screaming*

found on facebook, do not know the artist -- if you know, please tell me in comments

882. heyyyyy*yawn*

via reddit

881. trumpy cat

via imgur

880. damn

via imgur

879. heinie biter!!!

via bork bork you are doing me a frighten

878. honesty is the best policy

found on facebook (thanks ben)

877. and breathe... and push...

via fantasy and sci-fi rock my world (thanks laura)

876. he does this all. day. long.

found on facebook (thanks jeff)

875. your dying fetus testing supplies may be covered by medicare. call liberty medical to find out.

via gear gods (thanks rob)

874. come on scooby it's a g-g-g-ghost!

via gifphy (thanks mer)

873. olive garden of earthly delights

unlimited soup, salad and naked guys with birds coming out of their butts
found on facebook (thanks caroline)

872. shake a tail feather

chaco.owl's gif via neatorama

871. i know who to send this to

jim benton's cards with hard-to-find messages

870. this is monday

via #whatshouldwecallme

869. hahahaha it says "869"

via arbroath

868. barrel rollin' with the homies

via memewhore

867. that pun is monsterous

866. walking the plank

via giphy and thanks jw

865. #same

via imgur (thanks rob)

864. YEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

photo/joke by carrie syme, meme execution by me

863. no but i'll show you a hole-in-one if you know what i mean

via classical art memes

862. my next halloween costume

via i have seen the whole of the internet

861. yup, that's how we roll

slimjim studio's "nyc gifathon"
h/t to everlasting blort

860. like a trumpet blast felling the walls of jericho

via classical art memes

859. "Then me and my friend were about to press it, but the man said not to press it, but we pressed it anyway!"

photo by ted merz in nidiri, nicaragua

858. an entire subsection of the gay population breathes a sigh of relief

via gawker