492. and then we started making out like this?

mary beth merkle's photo via snap your zoo

491. stuff white people don't like

via mitchieville

490. long cat is long

via tacky raccoons

489. he's not even in the department of the interior

via wnyc's transmitter, and thanks c

488. brb

via rortybomb

487. talking kitty

486. just add hair

via entombed's facebook page (thanks cap)

485. hey girl...

via the metal review forum

484. ahhhhhh

as ever, thanks caroline

483. "they let sarah jessica parker's face on tv and she looks like a foot" - peter griffin

via tosh.0

482. nice headgear

via geek tyrant

481. job cannon

via rortybomb

480. gumbied!!!

via the fw

479. not worth it dude

via absolutely madness

478. isaac! rum drinks all around.

thanks liz

477. no no, go on, i'm listening

thanks patrick

476. yay bouncy

thanks caroline

475. rice dick

via arbroath

474. flapflapflap

via ask metafilter

473. just like me at work

via tumblr

472. seriously wish i'd thought of this

via humor train

471. wheeeee!

via obvious winner
the dog is totally fine, i saw the whole video.

470. no lion, bad touch

via daily mail uk

469. water stuff

via facebook

468. only if they are as cute as you

via what should we call poets tumblr

467. nope

via memorama

466. it's not supposed to work that way

via shaved llama

465. worf: (grumbles in klingon)

thanks caroline

464. i have had nights like this

okay, yeah, it's cerebellar hypoplasia. whatevs.

463. happy sex change!

via cake wrecks