964. e.t. phonesex home

found on facebook (thanks jay)

963. fucking rude

962. 'no pain no gain' also baffling

via jake likes onions (thanks, sessions)

961. geckonads

via fuck jerry

960. meow meow cry meow meow

thanks caroline

959. for victory

thanks zach

958. BUT I'M HUNGRY GODDAMMIT

thanks to caroline, as per ushe

957. are the mormon elders getting younger or is it just me

via imgur by way of bored panda

956. best use of emojis ever?

via gizmodo's the creepiest things you can do on facebook article

955. birbs... *smh*

954. uncle owen? aunt beru?

thanks caroline

953. terrifying

iflscience! reports on an ai generating inspirational posters -- you can generate your own at inspirobot.me
thanks chris

952. we had a d train derailment today...

everyone deals with these things in their own way

951. they probably downtuned the merry-go-round

found on facebook

950. the b in lgbt

thanks as always caroline

950. running with... *gazes into glass of wine* satan

found on facebook (thanks jay)

948. it's a madhouse... a madhouse!

thanks caroline

947. it's spring motherfuckers

via false knees (thanks alicia)

946. NOW i tell you, NOW

i cannot stress this enough NOW
via bored panda (who got it from reddit)

945. welcome to the real world

made a playlist for my crush to tell them how i feel 🙊💕😘😇 pic.twitter.com/JadtHVehI4

— a sentient ham (@officiaIwinemom) April 20, 2017

944. may the fourth

jeffrey brown's drawing via the guardian

943. heyoooooooo

via the recovering conservative

942. no cure for shit music

via dank memes

941. checks out

via unleash puppers

940. i'd be late to my own resurrection

thanks jeremy

939. baQa', meQ rop

found on facebook

938. it's always time for metal

tiras sin sentido's gif via neatorama

937. brigadier general "free" willie

thanks rob

936. so true

found on facebook (thanks jay)

935. sweet nothings with the boo

934. what

photo taken by caroline at duane reade

933. terrence gene bovinea

via classical art memes