912. is this like, the birb version of a sex doll or something

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911. rules? where we're going we don't need rules.

we're going to the library
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910. i saw it first you are *such* a jerk

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909. the f takes you to a village where everyone thinks it's the 1800s

what a twist!
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908. hard to shake those things off, too, with those claws

found on facebook (thanks jay)

907. orange you glad she didn't say banana

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906. out, out, damn spot, i mean, spot get in here already

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