932. bring in the bear jew

thanks caroline

931. is that a euphemism?

via nothing to do with arbroath (who will be sorely missed - RIP)

930. pro: beyond clean to sterile / con: no longer dryer fresh

via bored panda

929. but is it metal? depends.

thank you matt
make your own here

928. rabies, maybe

thanks ivan

927. pretty much

via medium

926. when that fish want your titty

via pr's tumblrdome

925. legit question

found on facebook

924. eccchhhh, milk breath

thanks caroline

923. bite kick butt knock down

via nothing to do with arbroath

922. pumpkin spice my dick

via dangerous minds

921. hoo is always late to the party? this guy.

via reddit

920. gurl you're lookin gooooood

via bored panda

919. groot

thanks zach

918. what if it's actually running away from its own butt

via the weird wide web

917. poopinpoopinpoopinpoopinpoopinpoopin

found on facebook

916. makes your car a basic bitch

photo taken by nadine vaughan

915. drifting his way into my heart, or something

thanks caroline

914. boom

found on facebook

913. holy nuts, batman!

via tumblr (thanks eric)

912. is this like, the birb version of a sex doll or something

via imgur

911. rules? where we're going we don't need rules.

we're going to the library
bigpapagray's photo via bored panda

910. i saw it first you are *such* a jerk

via beardygroom on reddit

909. the f takes you to a village where everyone thinks it's the 1800s

what a twist!
via dna info

908. hard to shake those things off, too, with those claws

found on facebook (thanks jay)

907. orange you glad she didn't say banana

via dawgoneit

906. out, out, damn spot, i mean, spot get in here already

via bork bork you are doing me a frighten (thanks caroline)

905. these are the end times

thanks caroline

904. you can't yell that with your mouth full

via buzzfeed

903. i'm gonna be the pokemon that wakes up next to you

via memewhore

902. run, the crab cake lady's coming oh hey i'm on tv!

via reddit

901. bobs

via what should we call me

900. nazis

taken by alona abalos in southwest harbor, me

899. behold the majesty of this creature

thanks caroline

898. pandas are nature's strippers

via giphy (thanks carrie)

897. woooooooooo!

via 9gag (thanks bill)

896. boston dynamics branches out into slapstick

via reddit

895. he was a skater cat

gif of cole from cole and marmalade via imgur (thanks rob)

894. dammit!

via deathandtaxes

893. ...and this is regarding...?

892. is that a gummy worm or are you just- wow that's really red

via huffpo

891. beaver: oh dam it's goin down

via reddit

890. stick it where the sun don't shine

via otep

889. that's so raven

seems to originally be from this imgur post (and thanks laura)

888. i would hire this lawyer

reza's cartoons are funny, you should look at them

887. your tongue's too rough anyway

via skeptical kitten

886. i named all my babies "benjamin"

thanks liz

885. satellite of having your ass handed to you

found on facebook, thanks caroline and doug

884. can pound a beer in 12 parsecs*

joe stone's drewbacca project
via neatorama

*i knooooowwww, it's a unit of distance

883. *muffled screaming*

found on facebook, do not know the artist -- if you know, please tell me in comments