827. philly pholks not phans of phalse cheesesteak eaters

via talking points memo and jenna johnson's twitter feed (thanks mike)

825. think again you grabby motherfucker

found on facebook (thanks paul)

825. have you tried drinking pineapple juice

via reddit by way of bored panda

824. that's gonna be cold

via 22 words

823. bartleby the scrivner? anybody? not a big melville crowd here huh.

ah, eh, he's not an easy read.
found on facebook (thanks ernesto)

822. steve rogers sammich

via imgur and h/t to bored panda

821. arise, you adorable little mutant thing you

via juan betancourt (thanks jay)

820. for me? part 2

via arbroath

819. well thank god

photo taken by caroline harrison in queens

818. have an ass-shaking fourth of july

via reaction gifs (thanks jeff k)

817. new yorkers tell it like it is

via new york shitty

816. not even going to try to title this post

via imgur (thanks dan)