708. alert the media

via bedford-katona patch (thanks kay)

707. normally doesn't use lube for that but the limo's engine kept seizing up

via theories of the misunderstanding of things
also holy shit spirit orb, yo

706. it's true, his parents were not married :(

via death + taxes

705. "with the exceptions of falcons"

found via arbroath

704. no words

bored panda's 35 hilarious chinese translation fails

703. happy valentine's day

via metal injection

702. bombaclot!

701. master shake would never do this

via @itoto0912 by way of gothamist

700. spiky

via tacky raccoons

699. you other hunters can't deny

via imgur by way of huffpo

698. boo!

thanks caroline

697. eat the flesh of the unborn

via wikihow

696. metro goldwyn meower

via we heart it