774. f*ck you, santa

via the concourse

773. vroom vroom

via arbroath

772. don't jerk in south dakota

ohhhhh
via deathandtaxes

771. screw you, "look at the birdie". i'll give you a birdie.

via awkward family photos

770. james: "this must be the aisle where they sell hoods and rope"

found on facebook (thanks james)

769. nope part 3

via reaction gifs

768. fuckin-a right we did

via gawker

767. it's probably what his wife calls him too

via arbroath

766. you're missing the litter box

via bunk strutts

765. let's get it un

via death and taxes

764. open up and say ahh

via duffel blog (thanks dan)

763. desirprus os kool t'nod

thank you caroline

762. don't look so surprised

via gifak-net by way of pr's tumblrdome

761. TEQUILA!

found on facebook (thanks wendy)

760. nyc's first family under the sea

via gothamist

759. big bottom, talk about bum cakes my girl's got 'em

via bunk strutts

758. too big to fit through slot

via i100

757. super serious about fisting this wall right now

via pr's tumblrdome

756. fatass

found on facebook

755. please. help. me.

via tumblr and thanks caroline

754. chug! chug! chug!

via distractify

753. what's the allen wrench for?

via ed harrington by way of the mary sue

752. relax, this won't hurt a bit

via deathandtaxes

751. the modern world has really big dicks apparently

via deadspin

750. yo dawg, i heard you like pu- aw forget it.

via arbroath

749. yo dawg, i heard you like mugshots

i put your mugshot on a shirt so you can wear your mugshot at your mugshot

748. something about sausages

via theories of the misunderstanding of things

747.

via tokyo excess

746. i almost didn't but then i did

via gif movie

745. cattack

via about 1000 places, narrowed down to this

744. hawaiian blunch

photo taken by carrie syme

743. hang on to your disembodied genetalia, kid

taken by me - graffiti'd ad for zipline rides

742. shit bitch

via mlkshk (thanks james)

741. talkin' about this little lady

tom jones with the 6'7" burlesque dancer amazon ashley
via deadspin

740. worst. bus ride. ever.

photo taken by adam cohen

739. hello darkness

thanks caroline

738. everything comes in packs of 144

photo taken by carrie syme

737. "no play"

thanks for the dick pic, jeremy witt

736. the boy with the halberd in his side

thanks matt

735. the birth of blech

via st. vitus bar

734. my response is no

via damn you autocorrect by way of buzzfeed (thanks celi)

733. the true meaning of memorial day

via death and taxes

732. whoops

as always thanks to caroline

731. gaaaah, my eyes

via st. vitus bar

730. coming home from disney world

photo taken by liz hackett

729. whee!

via amazin' avenue (thanks zach)

728. cat is 100%. unplug to save energy.

via huffpo

727. like if you notice her giving him head in a restaurant, while you're watching, for example.

via wikihow's 'how to stop a wedding' instructional (thanks allison)