551. dis

via we know memes

550. blech

slaytanic cakes

549. doing it

thanks as always caroline

548. scratch post

found on facebook

547. kangachoo

head like an orange
via colossal

546. i guess that's cool if you're into that sort of thing

via criggo

545. my mixer's got jets, i'm boba the fett

via neatorama

544. that escalated quickly

click for bigger
via reddit (thanks dave)

543. do you want some aloe? 'cause you just got burned.

found on facebook

542. f, needs improvement

a visit to scarfolk blog
thanks mike

541. beefcake

my friend rob texted me:
"so i ordered a few tshirts from american apparel
they did not send them to me
they sent me 4 of this towel"

540. i'll take the sandalwood if you know what i'm sayin

via arbroath

539. do the star wars shake

538. let's fucking get some

via beardpuncher

537. so instead, here's an interpretive dance

thanks caroline

536. thou speakest an untruth

via humor train

535. getting toasted

via arbroath

534. teaception

via humor train

533. play whippin' post!

via scorpion dagger (thanks caroline)