514. usps

via a very funny something awful photoshop contest circa 2004

513. hey vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

lolz no have you?
via flickr hivemind

512. do i look like a morning person to you

via diesel sweeties store (thanks rob)

511. get down, aw yeah

via uproxx

510. be a coffee achiever

via absolutely madness

509. dead drunk

via hyper vocal

508. nice job abc

via raw story

507. tyzilla

via bad tv blog

506. mmm, olive garden

via wild ammo

505. drink. drink. drink.

via the fw