520. squirmy

via laughing squid

519. missed opportunity

via funny junk

518. subtle

via the worst things for sale

517. and winter, i've heard

via humor train

516. hey...

via pleated jeans

515. does what it says on the box

nt news via arbroath

514. usps

via a very funny something awful photoshop contest circa 2004

513. hey vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

lolz no have you?
via flickr hivemind

512. do i look like a morning person to you

via diesel sweeties store (thanks rob)

511. get down, aw yeah

via uproxx

510. be a coffee achiever

via absolutely madness

509. dead drunk

via hyper vocal

508. nice job abc

via raw story

507. tyzilla

via bad tv blog

506. mmm, olive garden

via wild ammo

505. drink. drink. drink.

via the fw

504. also you should be licking yourself clean

via quick meme

503. dear hurricane sandy

via mean girl gifs

502. so humiliating

via humor train

501. butthead

via tastefully offensive

500. awww yisss

found on facebook (thanks jw)

499. squee

via cheezburger

498. it's the little things in life

via arbroath

497. i suspect he's done this kind of thing before

via happy place

496. boner

found on my way to work

495. what a snarky painting, geez

valentin's gif via buzzfeed

494. my name's henry, and you're with me now

via squid vicious

493. little help?

via humor train

492. and then we started making out like this?

mary beth merkle's photo via snap your zoo

491. stuff white people don't like

via mitchieville

490. long cat is long

via tacky raccoons

489. he's not even in the department of the interior

via wnyc's transmitter, and thanks c

488. brb

via rortybomb

487. talking kitty

486. just add hair

via entombed's facebook page (thanks cap)

485. hey girl...

via the metal review forum

484. ahhhhhh

as ever, thanks caroline

483. "they let sarah jessica parker's face on tv and she looks like a foot" - peter griffin

via tosh.0

482. nice headgear

via geek tyrant

481. job cannon

via rortybomb

480. gumbied!!!

via the fw

479. not worth it dude

via absolutely madness

478. isaac! rum drinks all around.

thanks liz

477. no no, go on, i'm listening

thanks patrick

476. yay bouncy

thanks caroline

475. rice dick

via arbroath

474. flapflapflap

via ask metafilter

473. just like me at work

via tumblr

472. seriously wish i'd thought of this

via humor train

471. wheeeee!

via obvious winner
the dog is totally fine, i saw the whole video.

470. no lion, bad touch

via daily mail uk