1000. this will not brighten my isolation

thanks, zach

and... i'm out. this is the final post of crap day reversal. it's been 10 years and 1000 posts and i don't *think* this is the end of the world, but it *is* the end of the blog.

999. lycanthropenis

found on facebook (thanks james)

998. chocklaet + grehm crackuer + maeshmalowa = smers

via buzzfeed

997. thanksgiving in r'lyeh?

thanks thom

996. mta gettin thuggish

📸 Bus trips slowed by blocked bus lanes are about to get faster for the 37,000 customers who use the B44, B44 SBS, and B49 every day. Bus lane enforcement cameras on B44 SBS buses are here. #protectthepaint pic.twitter.com/a9tQh4NlNd

— NYCT Buses (@NYCTBus) October 30, 2019

995. "the cage"? more like "the batting cage" amirite

thanks zach

994. he's kind of alaimo

via star trek shitposting (thanks allison)

993. the paws are coming from inside the house

via @splathorrorandbeyond

992. amazon has *everything*!

thanks sylke

991. mother! do you smell toast?

thanks sharon
related:

i do not know the source of this, please tell me

990. 'sup

via pictures of owls

989. actually his sous chef did but he's taking the credit

thanks caroline

988. for the love of god if you value your life

987. on my mark it zero, engage

thanks zach

986. at first i didn't see it, then, i screamed

thanks zach

985. and the fans all said, "boo, bees!"

via deadspin

984. is you a pipe?

thanks bartolotta

983. go away, food

via picture of owls

982. what a delightful place

h/t to bored panda

981. no but i got a ladder in case you get stuck in the bath

thanks zach
;)

980. childish beepuncher

via citytv

979. yup, been there

via jokideo

978. mood

via joy reactor (thanks ylana)

977. useless

976. hallelujah

thanks caroline

975. i cant

thanks buck

974. a candidate i can get behind

thanks jay

973. burrrrrn

found on facebook (thanks pirtle)

972. this relationship is suffocating me

thanks peter

971. you're a real prince charming

via i can haz cheezburger