827. philly pholks not phans of phalse cheesesteak eaters

via talking points memo and jenna johnson's twitter feed (thanks mike)

825. think again you grabby motherfucker

found on facebook (thanks paul)

825. have you tried drinking pineapple juice

via reddit by way of bored panda

824. that's gonna be cold

via 22 words

823. bartleby the scrivner? anybody? not a big melville crowd here huh.

ah, eh, he's not an easy read.
found on facebook (thanks ernesto)

822. steve rogers sammich

via imgur and h/t to bored panda

821. arise, you adorable little mutant thing you

via juan betancourt (thanks jay)

820. for me? part 2

via arbroath

819. well thank god

photo taken by caroline harrison in queens

818. have an ass-shaking fourth of july

via reaction gifs (thanks jeff k)

817. new yorkers tell it like it is

via new york shitty

816. not even going to try to title this post

via imgur (thanks dan)

815. i mustache you what's up with your eyeballs

abvh's gif via everlasting blort

814. nope 4

found on facebook

813. exsqueeze me?

via what should we call me

812. tough love

found on facebook (thanks james)

811. part of me feels a little bad posting this but.

from a friend's facebook feed

810. pop

imgur's this is what that looked like in the 1950's

809. what do you call a blind dinosaur? a doyouthinkhesaurus.

what do you call a blind dinosaur's dog? a doyouthinkhesaurus rex.
via pr's tumblrdome

808. everyone hates nickleback

via deathandtaxes

807. owl hat

via imgur

806. here we go again motherflipper

via i fucking love heavy metal

805. obvious plant strikes again

via sad and useless

804. jets draft pick: derp edition

via ny post

803. that's why

buzzfeed's if karen walker quotes were motivational posters
thank you zeus

802. uh... you okay?

via pr's tumblrdome

801. quick, it's a guy taking a picture of a cat!

via bored panda

800. coyote outfoxes

via west side rag

799. for me?

via #whatshouldwecallme

798. that one dog

via the dogist (thanks susannah)