971. you're a real prince charming

via i can haz cheezburger

964. e.t. phonesex home

found on facebook (thanks jay)

963. fucking rude

961. geckonads

via fuck jerry

936. so true

found on facebook (thanks jay)

926. when that fish want your titty

via pr's tumblrdome

922. pumpkin spice my dick

via dangerous minds

920. gurl you're lookin gooooood

via bored panda

908. hard to shake those things off, too, with those claws

found on facebook (thanks jay)

904. you can't yell that with your mouth full

via buzzfeed

898. pandas are nature's strippers

via giphy (thanks carrie)

887. your tongue's too rough anyway

via skeptical kitten

869. hahahaha it says "869"

via arbroath

839. slipper-y dicks

via the pussydoll palace

834. totally different dude that's totally not a pedophile

via deathandtaxes

825. have you tried drinking pineapple juice

via reddit by way of bored panda

789. because you eat at subway?

kidding. i eat at subway.
via imgur/funny

772. don't jerk in south dakota

ohhhhh
via deathandtaxes

765. let's get it un

via death and taxes

757. super serious about fisting this wall right now

via pr's tumblrdome