776. dammit, anna, you said "off the record"

from the elizabethtown, ky news-enterprise
via arbroath

775. carrie: "look, a list of all the words pitbull knows"

photo taken by carrie syme

774. f*ck you, santa

via the concourse

773. vroom vroom

via arbroath

772. don't jerk in south dakota

ohhhhh
via deathandtaxes

771. screw you, "look at the birdie". i'll give you a birdie.

via awkward family photos

770. james: "this must be the aisle where they sell hoods and rope"

found on facebook (thanks james)

769. nope part 3

via reaction gifs

768. fuckin-a right we did

via gawker

767. it's probably what his wife calls him too

via arbroath

766. you're missing the litter box

via bunk strutts

765. let's get it un

via death and taxes

764. open up and say ahh

via duffel blog (thanks dan)

763. desirprus os kool t'nod

thank you caroline

762. don't look so surprised

via gifak-net by way of pr's tumblrdome

761. TEQUILA!

found on facebook (thanks wendy)

760. nyc's first family under the sea

via gothamist

759. big bottom, talk about bum cakes my girl's got 'em

via bunk strutts

758. too big to fit through slot

via i100

757. super serious about fisting this wall right now

via pr's tumblrdome

756. fatass

found on facebook

755. please. help. me.

via tumblr and thanks caroline

754. chug! chug! chug!

via distractify

753. what's the allen wrench for?

via ed harrington by way of the mary sue

752. relax, this won't hurt a bit

via deathandtaxes

751. the modern world has really big dicks apparently

via deadspin

750. yo dawg, i heard you like pu- aw forget it.

via arbroath

749. yo dawg, i heard you like mugshots

i put your mugshot on a shirt so you can wear your mugshot at your mugshot

748. something about sausages

via theories of the misunderstanding of things

747.

via tokyo excess