309. you do what now

via athalon sports

308. inbread

thanks jeremy

307. fly

thanks eric

306. for sale or rent

via next round

305. taint one thing, taint the other

via boing boing

304. and some earl grey, hot

via comical concept

303. uh...

via wsmv

302. and put it in a pew

via happy place

301. wine

via the chive

300. yay antlers

via boston.com

299. runs on melted butter

via buzzfeed

298. si, me moleste

via arbroath

297. vibrator

via sorry i missed your party

296. crane pose

via new scientist; photo: vincent j. musi

295. cats are assholes

via happy place

294. bad ass

thanks amy

293. the face of relief

via tacky raccoons

292. wrong turn at albuquerque?

via sutured infection tumblr

291. oh, you had a fire?

via coyote pact

290. make a hole

via tacky raccoons

289. it's okay, i'm a professional

found on google+

288. stop screaming

via fuck yeah nail art

287. with nasty sharp pointy teeth

via arbroath

286. darth takes a holiday

via geeks are sexy

285. you'll need it

via damn cool pics

284. don't watch it all day, sweetie, you'll rot your brain

via the ruthless reviews forums

283. boop

via the daily what

282. ...seen shortly before his disemboweling

via sorry i missed your party

281. right there at the game?

via espn

280. yay yummy

thanks patrick