277. mussels: still okay to boil alive

via neatorama

276. it struck their tiny raft and plunged them down a thousand feet below

via dlisted
(to the land of the lost...)

275. run real fast and make propeller noises

via american legend aircraft company

274. remember the five p's

via presurfer

273. it comes in cans now?

via if charlie parker was a gunslinger, there'd be a whole lot of dead copycats

272. come at me bro

birds with arms

271. why don't we do it in the road

via mixed drinks, hungover thoughts

edit: yeah, I know they're not really doing it. don't ruin it for me.

270. i chews you

via the gaming bum

269. daddy would you like some sausage

via crig tumblr

268. sometimes life imitates street signs instead of art

267. baby got back... fat

thanks jay

266. also, wilford brimley

via geekosystem

265. hold the shuttle, I'm comin'

via totally cool pix

264. yay mine

via arbroath

263. procreation

via neatorama

262. it's fun to be gay

via zoice

261. they prefer 'birthday developmentally disabled'

via joke radar

260. [jim gaffigan] hottt pockets! [/jim gaffigan]

via gothamist

259. yay party

via the daily what

258. health code violation

via reddit

257. lettuce alone

via the daily mail

256. just hold me tight when you love me tonight, and don't close your eyes

thanks jamal

255. she has the jawline to carry off that penis

via poorly dressed

254. ruuunn forest ruuuunnnnn

via buzzfeed

253. fantastic weiners

wall of wieners

252. this is really no stranger than goofy keeping pluto as a pet

animals with stuffed animals

251. it's so hard to kick the habit

edit: you assholes

250. stay classy

via the hairpin

249. hoverdog

via buzzfeed

248. fu

the photography of ai weiwei, via moma