935. sweet nothings with the boo

934. what

photo taken by caroline at duane reade

933. terrence gene bovinea

via classical art memes

932. bring in the bear jew

thanks caroline

931. is that a euphemism?

via nothing to do with arbroath (who will be sorely missed - RIP)

930. pro: beyond clean to sterile / con: no longer dryer fresh

via bored panda

929. but is it metal? depends.

thank you matt
make your own here

928. rabies, maybe

thanks ivan

927. pretty much

via medium

926. when that fish want your titty

via pr's tumblrdome

925. legit question

found on facebook

924. eccchhhh, milk breath

thanks caroline

923. bite kick butt knock down

via nothing to do with arbroath

922. pumpkin spice my dick

via dangerous minds

921. hoo is always late to the party? this guy.

via reddit

920. gurl you're lookin gooooood

via bored panda

919. groot

thanks zach

918. what if it's actually running away from its own butt

via the weird wide web

917. poopinpoopinpoopinpoopinpoopinpoopin

found on facebook

916. makes your car a basic bitch

photo taken by nadine vaughan

915. drifting his way into my heart, or something

thanks caroline

914. boom

found on facebook

913. holy nuts, batman!

via tumblr (thanks eric)

912. is this like, the birb version of a sex doll or something

via imgur

911. rules? where we're going we don't need rules.

we're going to the library
bigpapagray's photo via bored panda

910. i saw it first you are *such* a jerk

via beardygroom on reddit

909. the f takes you to a village where everyone thinks it's the 1800s

what a twist!
via dna info

908. hard to shake those things off, too, with those claws

found on facebook (thanks jay)

907. orange you glad she didn't say banana

via dawgoneit

906. out, out, damn spot, i mean, spot get in here already

via bork bork you are doing me a frighten (thanks caroline)