534. teaception

via humor train

533. play whippin' post!

via scorpion dagger (thanks caroline)

532. do not want

via tacky raccoons

531. world book? more like...

via todd kennedy (thanks rob)

530. short and curly fries

via new york shitty

529. i'm crushing your head

via life with dogs

528. the interbutts

via neatorama

527. so mean

via obvious winner

526. usps, part 2

via humor train

525. you chicken

via the myfitnesspal forums

524. definitely one way

via obvious winner

523. thanks, spidey

i forget where this came from

522. gerbil takes the square

WHAT
via the hairpin

521. wanna see my prime directive?

thanks zach

520. squirmy

via laughing squid

519. missed opportunity

via funny junk

518. subtle

via the worst things for sale

517. and winter, i've heard

via humor train

516. hey...

via pleated jeans

515. does what it says on the box

nt news via arbroath

514. usps

via a very funny something awful photoshop contest circa 2004

513. hey vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

lolz no have you?
via flickr hivemind

512. do i look like a morning person to you

via diesel sweeties store (thanks rob)

511. get down, aw yeah

via uproxx

510. be a coffee achiever

via absolutely madness

509. dead drunk

via hyper vocal

508. nice job abc

via raw story

507. tyzilla

via bad tv blog

506. mmm, olive garden

via wild ammo

505. drink. drink. drink.

via the fw